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	<title>Comments on: Meet Belle Goose and Edwart Mullen in&#8230;Nightlight</title>
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		<title>By: Dashe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dashe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 23:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Belle Goose is a superb role model for young teenage girls.  I can&#039;t help but relate to her in every way, from how she assumes every male human--from the kid who sits next to her in English to the IRS guy--has a crush on her to how she starts and stops her U-haul in the middle of the road to make sno-cones.  Her relationship with Edwart will leave a lasting impression of early 21st century Oregon on the literary world for years to come, no doubt about it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Belle Goose is a superb role model for young teenage girls.  I can&#8217;t help but relate to her in every way, from how she assumes every male human&#8211;from the kid who sits next to her in English to the IRS guy&#8211;has a crush on her to how she starts and stops her U-haul in the middle of the road to make sno-cones.  Her relationship with Edwart will leave a lasting impression of early 21st century Oregon on the literary world for years to come, no doubt about it.</p>
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		<title>By: Haley</title>
		<link>http://www.todayiread.com/twilight-parody/comment-page-1/#comment-5500</link>
		<dc:creator>Haley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2010 02:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it is awsome, so funny!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it is awsome, so funny!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: K.P</title>
		<link>http://www.todayiread.com/twilight-parody/comment-page-1/#comment-5452</link>
		<dc:creator>K.P</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 00:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This was hilarious. Edwart isn&#039;t even a vampire! And Belle drives a U-HAUL truck! Belle finds herself just SO attractive...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was hilarious. Edwart isn&#8217;t even a vampire! And Belle drives a U-HAUL truck! Belle finds herself just SO attractive&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: kp</title>
		<link>http://www.todayiread.com/twilight-parody/comment-page-1/#comment-5329</link>
		<dc:creator>kp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 00:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is an awsome book, it made me laugh so hard, and it was always fun to tell my friends what was happening...2 questions 
1) what is up with Belle&#039;s pet umbilibal cord and 2) why would you shoot yourself with a traquilizer gun?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is an awsome book, it made me laugh so hard, and it was always fun to tell my friends what was happening&#8230;2 questions<br />
1) what is up with Belle&#8217;s pet umbilibal cord and 2) why would you shoot yourself with a traquilizer gun?</p>
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		<title>By: Tahneesha</title>
		<link>http://www.todayiread.com/twilight-parody/comment-page-1/#comment-5326</link>
		<dc:creator>Tahneesha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 07:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This book is making me laf heaps. My awesome aunty has read it and I am now. seeing I love Twilight i thought I might read this I love the Lullaby that makes no sense : 
&#039;If you ever have a crush
On a vampire
I will trick him into
Getting into a car
Then I willdrive the car
Into a lake
And on top of the car 
I will put some stones&#039;
haha how AWESOME is that!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This book is making me laf heaps. My awesome aunty has read it and I am now. seeing I love Twilight i thought I might read this I love the Lullaby that makes no sense :<br />
&#8216;If you ever have a crush<br />
On a vampire<br />
I will trick him into<br />
Getting into a car<br />
Then I willdrive the car<br />
Into a lake<br />
And on top of the car<br />
I will put some stones&#8217;<br />
haha how AWESOME is that!!</p>
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		<title>By: Catherine</title>
		<link>http://www.todayiread.com/twilight-parody/comment-page-1/#comment-5288</link>
		<dc:creator>Catherine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 13:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I loved that book! I hope they make a parody for new moon, eclipse, and breaking dawn!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I loved that book! I hope they make a parody for new moon, eclipse, and breaking dawn!</p>
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		<title>By: felicity</title>
		<link>http://www.todayiread.com/twilight-parody/comment-page-1/#comment-5128</link>
		<dc:creator>felicity</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 06:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>omg this book is sooooo funny. the wirter(s) should have edited wikipedia and wrote in &#039;edwart mullen of switchblade, oregon, is a vampire but don&#039;t kill him because i love him!&#039; like belle goose did in this book.ILY Nightlight.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>omg this book is sooooo funny. the wirter(s) should have edited wikipedia and wrote in &#8216;edwart mullen of switchblade, oregon, is a vampire but don&#8217;t kill him because i love him!&#8217; like belle goose did in this book.ILY Nightlight.</p>
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		<title>By: Christina</title>
		<link>http://www.todayiread.com/twilight-parody/comment-page-1/#comment-5071</link>
		<dc:creator>Christina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m currently reading the book. It&#039;s outrageous! It cracks me up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m currently reading the book. It&#8217;s outrageous! It cracks me up!</p>
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		<title>By: lima bean head</title>
		<link>http://www.todayiread.com/twilight-parody/comment-page-1/#comment-5051</link>
		<dc:creator>lima bean head</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I asked for it for christmas... all I got was lip gloss... belle goose belle goose!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I asked for it for christmas&#8230; all I got was lip gloss&#8230; belle goose belle goose!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: lima bean head</title>
		<link>http://www.todayiread.com/twilight-parody/comment-page-1/#comment-5050</link>
		<dc:creator>lima bean head</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>omg this book is sooo funny...I read it in boston.........</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>omg this book is sooo funny&#8230;I read it in boston&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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